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It’s Like a Mummy’s Dick

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Ders: But, I’ll let you earn it…

Blake: Name it

Ders: Bear with me, I thought about this last night

(Ders tears two pieces of the ceiling boards down)

Ders: Eat this

Adam: Noooo thank you- that is danger

Blake: Gimme the damn tile

Adam: K, sure. I really hate you for this

Ders: Enjoy that

Blake: Do you know how this is gonna feel coming out?

Ders: Feast

Blake: Probably not good

Adam: It’s gonna make our buttholes bleed

Blake: Thanks

Ders: Chow down

(Adam and Blake both take a bite, Ders laughs)

Ders: That’s a big first bite! That’s a really big first bite!

Adam: It’s so dry!

Blake: It’s like a mummy’s dick!

 


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