Ders: But, I’ll let you earn it…
Blake: Name it
Ders: Bear with me, I thought about this last night
(Ders tears two pieces of the ceiling boards down)
Ders: Eat this
Adam: Noooo thank you- that is danger
Blake: Gimme the damn tile
Adam: K, sure. I really hate you for this
Ders: Enjoy that
Blake: Do you know how this is gonna feel coming out?
Ders: Feast
Blake: Probably not good
Adam: It’s gonna make our buttholes bleed
Blake: Thanks
Ders: Chow down
(Adam and Blake both take a bite, Ders laughs)
Ders: That’s a big first bite! That’s a really big first bite!
Adam: It’s so dry!
Blake: It’s like a mummy’s dick!